Co-wife

I was having one of those crappy days where the workload was a ton,the attitudes around me were stinking and the cash was running low. By 9 o'clock I was looking forward to 5 P.M time to go home. Finally It was 4.30P.M, I made a phone call "Hey baby! How was your day? I have this terrible headache and backache I may need to see a doctor." He responded with plenty of sympathy so I knew everything was set for a restful evening. I got home at around 6 P.M only to find a sink full of dishes and pile of clothes on the bed! My head actually started throbbing "Why?? not today please!!" My mind was yelling. I sat on the bed and quickly folded the clothes a task that hardly bothers me but felt like punishment that day.Once I was done I took a shower and sat down just to relax before embarking on my kitchen chores, at that point a text come through "Babe don't stress about dinner I will sort it out" The size of my smile at that moment  was just epic(I have a big smile already).

I lay down on the couch for a nap before my man got home, the smell of bhajia woke me up. I was not sure if I was dreaming because as far as I knew I was home alone so unless someone was eating bhajias outside our door there was no other explanation for the aroma. My tummy started to growl and I just had to open my eyes. Right there on the table was a paper bag responsible for the aroma of bhajias,I called out for my man but there was no response I checked by the door no shoes. You don't put a hungry me and bhajias in the same room. It is just the height temptation and right now I had no will power to fight it. I unwrapped the bhajias and chicken and shamelessly started to introduce them to my digestive system. I had just taken a big bite when someone opened the door, it was my man "gosh baby! umekula food ya watoi wa mike?" (gosh baby! you ate Mike's kids food? ) My man asked me in a shocked serious face. I was stunned,I did not know if I should swallow or spit.shame was allover my face it got worse when I noticed this very pretty girl in tow with my man. I wrapped what was left and carried it to the kitchen then came back to welcome our guest.

I shook her hand and welcomed her then I took a seat waiting to be introduced. " Baby I am so sorry for your fatigue and headache. I got us a permanent solution good for both of us." He was smiling as he addressed me I smiled back in anticipation of this solution. He went on "Meet Mercy, she is a very good cook,loves to clean and works night shifts. She is going to be your co-wife. I am sure you two will get along very well. Isn't it Mercy?" She smiled and said " of course we shall work out a plan between us girls that work....." I could not hear the rest I was busy scanning the room for an easy flying object that would have a great impact on his head when I hit him "Today you have actually walked into my house saitan!!" My brain was yelling. I composed myself stood up and excused myself " give me a minute I will join you shortly '' I got into our bedroom and reached for a baseball bat that he hides near the wardrobe

I walked into the sitting room holding it behind me and said to the girl "Welcome mercy, you are exactly what he needs because by the time am done with him all he will be saying is 'Mercy please!" I was now advancing towards them when our door flew open and laughter filled the room. It was his friend Steve I was now confused.. Steve come towards me fast and hugged me " Hey gal! we pranked you!!! This is my fiancee'' By now my man was holding his ribs from laughing so hard. "I knew you were just tired not sick. The bhajias were for you and you are the only woman I want in my life" the laughter broke out again... '' Eti co-wife!"